wtvrmom: the* vinci code
theboysinmotion: buttpug: rearrange this sentence yourself kill kill this sentence rearrange yourself
dumpstrbaby: catch me on page 36 of your tagged/me
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
borntobebrad: horse-pie: yo white people do the dumbest shit to get notes smh
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA UGLY
h0odrich: i pronouce wifi as weefee and there’s nothing you can do about it
mom: are you sure you can eat all of that?
me: *tilts head back and cackles maniacally*
richwhitelesbian: im trying to make you fall hopelessly in love with me by liking all your posts
gossipgran: *HISSES AT EVERYTHING*
Friend: Wait so do you listen to Lil B because you like him or you think his songs are funny?
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
tltty: man if I got a dollar for every time i’ve typed in tumblr.com i could be livin in this
mormondad: *hot body under construction*
teapayne: friend application Will you appreciate birthday gifts from the dollar tree?
tltty: you’d think that by senior year, girls would stop typing likeee thiss on faceboook but noopeee
h0odrich: how yo ass is jurassic and yo waist is a fossil
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
tltty: bookishboi: tltty: how to tell if a girl likes you: you grab her boob & she looks angry ===> she does not like you you grab her boob & she does not look angry ===> it’s ok to take off her panties How to tell if a girl likes you: You ask her. How to tell if a rape-culture perpetuating asshole needs to fall on a knife: They make a post like OP just did.
wth. im bored af.
its hot. im bored. everyone is dead.