July 2012
wtvrmom:
the* vinci code
theboysinmotion:
buttpug:
rearrange this sentence
yourself kill
kill this sentence
rearrange yourself
dumpstrbaby:
catch me on page 36 of your tagged/me
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
borntobebrad:
horse-pie:
yo white people do the dumbest shit to get notes smh
2boys1cup:
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
June 2012
1 tag
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
UGLY
3 tags
h0odrich:
i pronouce wifi as weefee and there’s nothing you can do about it
mom: are you sure you can eat all of that?
me: *tilts head back and cackles maniacally*
richwhitelesbian:
im trying to make you fall hopelessly in love with me by liking all your posts
gossipgran:
*HISSES AT EVERYTHING*
Friend: Wait so do you listen to Lil B because you like him or you think his songs are funny?
Me: I.
Me: Don't.
Me: Even.
Me: Know.
Me: Any.
Me: More.
educationconnection:
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
tltty:
man if I got a dollar for every time i’ve typed in tumblr.com i could be livin in this
3 tags
mormondad:
*hot body under construction*
teapayne:
friend application
Will you appreciate birthday gifts from the dollar tree?
tltty:
you’d think that by senior year, girls would stop typing likeee thiss on faceboook but noopeee
h0odrich:
how yo ass is jurassic
and yo waist is a fossil
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
tltty:
bookishboi:
tltty:
how to tell if a girl likes you:
you grab her boob & she looks angry ===> she does not like you
you grab her boob & she does not look angry ===> it’s ok to take off her panties
How to tell if a girl likes you:
You ask her.
How to tell if a rape-culture perpetuating asshole needs to fall on a knife:
They make a post like OP just did.
5 tags
wth. im bored af.
8 tags
its hot. im bored. everyone is dead.
